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wow
Name: remy2007-03-08
like of my gosh i freakin love this everytime i read this it burns my underwear right off my buns its the fire for my dinner its the water for my kool aid
me again
Name: catfucker2007-06-29
This time I tried sticking my tongue in Ginge the cat's ear, he didn't like that so much as he did my thumb in his 'sticky date'. Does anyone know an easy way to slide a whole blanched almond into a cat's butt? Any suggestions our family would be grateful.
Catfucker
Name: Yellow Rose2008-01-15
I think you are a sick, twisted individual who needs some major help. The poor cat needs to be put down to keep from having to deal with you. If I knew who you were and knew you really did these things to a poor cat, I would see that you rot in prison for a good long time.
Your an idiot
Name: Some one who has a life2008-01-22
What kind of sad pathetic loser would go onto a wedding vow site and write about molesting a cat? Do you not have a life/job/something better to do? Get a life you freak of nature!!! Maybe if you could get a girlfriend you would actually be on this site and have something decent to say. Hope your cat gives you fleas you twit!!!
Grow up
Name: Jac2008-01-23
I really and truly hope that someday people like you will grow up. There are places on the internet better suited to your obnoxious rambling
thats sick
Name: jellybean2008-04-22
That is totally messed up to talk about an animal that way.... you will be punished for even saying u commit a crime as sick as that...i also feel you should rot in prison
Almond joy...
Name: Ouchi the cat2008-08-10
First thing first..sorry for the late respond.

1. you boil the almond to rid ofall the fuzz and harmful loose peices.
2. you heat 1/2 cup of virgin olive oil (no shit from big lots) good quality oil.
3. cool the oil downt o97 degrees and place the almond in it to absorb the oil ( be sure to dry almonds before)
4.Shave the cats ass or vagina either or same process.
5.rub a bit of oil (warm) on cats spokes and gently insert almond. This might take a few times to take.
6.let almond sit for ohhhh bout 10 to 20 minutes.
7. pop alomd out by gently pushing on the pussies bell or lower intestine. And walla enjoy a alond crunch a la cat.... got the recepie from Rachel Ray. so bitch at her not me.

xoxoxo

Buddah the one and only
YOU WILL BE SORRY
Name: FIST2008-08-14
dont worry one of there frends has grassed them up will be paying a visit very soon . ANIMAL LIBARATION FRONT.
sick
Name: tanya2008-12-04
ur sick & pathetic GROW UP
Agreed
Name: Animal Lover2008-12-27
Yes... Catfu*ker you are VERY VERY sick and I would also see to it that you spent time as someones bitch in prison for abusing animals. Takes a small man to hurt something that has nothing but love in it's heart.
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