Wedding Vows

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THIS IS AWESOME
Name: Justin2005-05-29
I WAS MARRIED 10 TIMES AND ALL THE OTHER BAD VOWS SCREWED THEM UP. I HOPE THIS ONE WORKS, THANKS! I LOVE YOU!! WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Non-Traditional vows
Name: Devorah bat David ve Miriam2005-10-08
These are NOT the traditional Jewish wedding vows.

This is some sort of modern, do it yourself version.

It's nice, but not traditional.

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Name: zisi2006-02-13
give me a break, this is 2006
VOWS
Name: Mel Gibson2006-09-24
Oh yeah i loved your vows, have you seen my new movie?
Say Nope to Dope
Name: Lip the Yeast2007-03-06
Correction: This is 2007
FURTHER JEW PROOF THAT JEWS ARE COOL TOO
Name: EVAN2007-04-22
WOW! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH DANK WORDS PUT TOGETHER IN SUCH A KICK ASS WAY AND THEN READ THROUGH MY JEW EYES AND LATER UNDERSTOOD IN MY JEW MIND!!!!! HOW DID YOU JEWS DO IT???
hahahaha
Name: plater hater2007-04-27
dude are you jewish ? haha you greedy ass
i love being jewish
Name: kaity2007-12-01
wheres the i now pronounce you husband and wife part ...because im marrying people tonight and this isnt gonna cut it
RUN
Name: Free Man2007-12-11
To all the men out their about to get married, run!!!!! they just want to lock you down so they have someone to nag, complain to, and also to make their friends jealous and appease their mothers. As soon as you try to loosen their evil grip on you they will notice and file for divorce as soon as they find someone else who they wont get into a legal relationship with until they have taken every last penny from you. Remember they get at least half! HALF! may those words haunt you!!!!!!!!!!
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Name: anon2007-07-04
Yer u jewish money greeding bastards
Good show.
Name: Bobby johnson2008-04-22
One does believe these vows are simply devine. Me and my loved one will absolubtly positivly be using this particular words at our beautiful ceremony on the 25th April 2010. I am ever so much grateful for all the posts within this site, I am now proud to say..I have found the perfect one for my shindig.
Most grateful
Much abliged.
Mr Bobby Johnson.

P.S. DingDong!
Haa to free man
Name: Emily Johnson2008-04-22
Dear Free Man..

You obviously haven't had "any" for a while. You must be sad and lonely enough to be sitting on this website criticising the vows and the people searching for them.

I have a few words for you..


Get a life.. Get a job... Get a gilfriend..Get LAID!!!


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